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    September 11

    智齿

        作为本空间的主角,小R好久没有出现了,不要骂他懒,毕竟作为一头猪小R有很多猪头猪脑的事情要处理,总体来说小R是头比较勤快的猪,至少最近是这样。
        今天去武警总医院体检,坐在车上小R才感慨自己好久都没出过远门了。
        小R很喜欢一个人坐公交车看窗外风景的感觉。
        只是今天有点不爽,因为车不是公交,而是医院的专车,车上的人也都是公司的熟人,所以感觉怪怪的。而且小R发现窗外路人的眼神也怪怪的,小R真怀疑车身上是不是贴着“武警总医院非正常人研究中心”的字样...
        小R拿到体检单后直奔验血点,因为为了验血已经超过12小时没进食进水了,而且验血和彩超完后医院免费提供早餐...
        无奈大家都和小R有同样的想法,验血点前排起了长队,于是小R毫不犹豫的又杀向了彩超点。做完令人恶心的彩超再次杀向令人寒心的验血点。排在小R前面的是一个胖乎乎的家伙,排小R左右的人都走了好几拨了,那个胖家伙在坐在那一动不动,急得小R直翻白眼,要饿晕了。原来那个家伙由于太胖血抽了一半抽不出来了,医生也急得一脸的凶神恶煞,于是可怜的家伙又多挨了两针。看到这一幕,小R突然想起看完《功夫熊猫》后的感悟:“只有胖子才能拯救世界!”,所以胖子的血是不可以随便流的,他们要留着拯救世界呢!
        终于,胖子去拯救世界了。轮到小R上场,凶神恶煞的医生也累了,换上了漂亮迷人,温柔可爱的也许是实习的MM,一个劲的让小R把手往前伸,小R暗暗的说好,再往前就碰到你的胸了...不过小R很快就止住了这种邪恶的念头,要是冒犯了实习MM,抽血的时候报复起来自己就完蛋了...
        检查口腔的时候医生告诉小R长牙了,解答小R近段时间来一直牙龈疼的困惑。
        长智齿了,表示小R已经成熟了,小R不知道是该感到庆幸还是遗憾。
        该死的牙龈又疼了,成长总是要伴随着疼痛吗?

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    小西wrote:
    o(∩_∩)o...
    Oct. 9
    robin hwlwrote:
    当然,我说的是成长会伴随疼痛,并不是说疼痛会使人成长。
    我想你小子最近应该也深有体会吧?
    Sept. 12
    zhi Zhiwrote:
    疼痛和成长或许没有一定的关系,即使一个人不停地用头去撞墙,头也总会痛的。
    然而他并没有因此而长大。
    Sept. 11

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